fuckerpunch: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
inbox: its not about the money, money, money ((yes it is))
comemorninglighte: sunsetmugging: captainodair: whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
girl2k13: isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying. if people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 18 years ago
we’re gonna be weird adults
fruitpunchg: “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
stealinyoman: marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me
petparent: Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
icedoutyouth: I feel like I’m losing a lot of my friends and it’s not because of anything I did, they just got better friends.
friends: *has a boyfriend* *planning future* *enjoying life*
me: *scrolling another mile on tumblr*
ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk